Thursday, June 16, 2005

A little verification.

Good evening my fine morsels,
I have finally managed to tort... sorry, convince, my minion and editor of this electronic page of marvels to supply an adequate image of my visage so you can see who is the real power behind these pages. I have allowed him his little side projects but it is indeed I Alfred Sharpe at your service. I know the image is a little blurry but that cannot be helped my kind do not photograph well so I haven't punished him too severely for any inadequacies he truly did his best or at least the best he can do with two broken fingers and fracture of the lower arm! However it has meant I have had to allow him a small vacation in order to recover so neither his side project "The Dark Pharaohs" temple or indeed my fine repository here will be updated for a little while. I am currently busy with my brother Keter aquiring business properties in my local area. Humans are so easy to convince what is truly best for them when they are sweating with fear, it is quite delicous! Must go now as my editor is complaining of severe pain in his arm so as soon as I let it go he can sign off for me.

Yours Alfred "Roadhawk" Sharpe.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

A few clips

Been a bit busy so had no time to update the blog. With that in mind astute viewers may note a new blog on my links. The Wolf Pit now has a Sister site in Darkness. Like this site outside influence is welcome in order to add to the Lovecraftian horror it supports.

The Dark Pharaohs Temple supports my Cthulhu game. It is based in Lovecraft Country Innsmouth, Arkham, Kingsport and Dunwich. The timeline is currently circa 1925/1926 and I would like to add that at times you may find some items offensive. Please bear in mind that the site will reflect a lot of the thoughts of the 20's and it is indeed fiction. NO Demons will be in reality summoned or bound, no one shall be brainwashed into murder just by reading the website and it is all total make believe.

I wouldn't normally say as such but lets face it as a friend recently pointed out (Crum) a lot of people seem to think that rolling a few dice and having fun can;

A. Force you to aquire a gun and shoot several people who have annoyed you.

B. Prevent you from having sex merely by being a spotty brainless nerd.

C. Stop you doing anything of worth in the world.

D. Make you eat a lot of junk food and drink coke while using your brain.

Off course only one of these is accurate as to my knowledge I have never killed anyone for real in the 20+ years I have gamed. I have one daughter and am married with another child on the way, since immaculate conception is most likely a myth and no medical procedures were involved a damn good shag must of been. I am a potential local councillor and have been commended by Cabinet member Hazel Blears for my work in my local area in reducing crime and helping wayward youths. I've also put on a bit of weight. Guess which one is true now?

The site may soon also support a Live action Cthulhu that my live action group have been asking for. If the current Larp doesn't take off I have been asked to run one. This will be run in Sheffield in the 20's.

More will follow soon I hope.